Letters to Bloggers Outside My World

In Response to His Greatness Himself

Oliver Watson is a man of...erm, great opinion. I absolutely admire his strength in thinking (though not so much his strain of thought) and how he valiantly stands tall and broad for his views and beliefs. He is the king (no, scratch that: The Mega-Emperor) of the world (at least, his world) when it comes to finding love and living a extravagant happy life. From the looks of it, I bet he has had fewer slipper-slaps and verbal-turned-physical rejections than most men in his days. Yeah, men then were such rogues. Sir Oliver Watson was just a super-rogue, in fact, the best in his time!

Oh, and he dispenses his special secrets of success in women, booze and the Regency-era (and the remaining 19th century) fast life through his wonderfully-worded blog, "Oliver Watson's Advice to Men".
He writes to men of all ages, all races, all walks of life. Simply put, he writes for the traditional white English nobleman and his kin. His writings mostly focus on wooing women, and they attempt to showcase his honest and all-knowing voice. For a man of such ancient times, no, excuse me, the 19th century, Oliver Watson is astonishingly insightful and amusingly modern. He blogs, for Lord's sake! He is extremely well-read; he reads the likes of James Fordyce, Hester Chapone and John Gregory, all well-known writers in their time.
Also, he appreciates Snooki, and calls her an example of the right kind of woman, by which he means "the wrong kind of woman". A lady just will not do; men need a real woman. Oliver respects the need for a bounteous sex life, and he makes it clear in his writings that sex was more important than most things in life. Men get it, old man Watson. Men must win the heart of a woman who can bring him the greatest pleasure. 

Oliver Watson with his wildly good looks and his undeniable charm, is the very epitome of manliness. He inspires and raises the spirits of men all over the world. He assures them of success unforgettable, and a life well-lived. He is an inspiration. He is the reason we need feminism in the world. Oliver Watson, you helped bring about the birth of egalitarianism and freedom movements. We owe everything we have, the world we live in to great men like you, Sir Watson. (You are a Knight, are you not? You totally deserve it!)

With gratitude, 
V.

p.s. In this letter, I send you a link to some music you would most definitely like. I would be eternally grateful if you chose to appreciate my taste in music.

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Credits:
"Nigel's Song/Pretty Bird", Rio OST. Uploaded from YouTube.

"Oliver Watson's Advice to Men". Written, updated and fed by blogger Oliver Watson.